Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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