I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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