dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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