My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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