Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
sex on a bike is impossible
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