it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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