I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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