so explain again why im purple
no
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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