let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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