Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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