is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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