i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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