: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
