U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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