I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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