Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
