You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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