The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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