I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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