Its about making memories worth repressing
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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