Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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