alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
