I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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