Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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