So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
everyone is single if you try hard enough
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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