so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
