she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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