Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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