We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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