Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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