true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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