I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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