What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
where am i from again
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
