Don't you send me to vm
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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