Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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