i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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