the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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