His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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