I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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