Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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