Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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