Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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