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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
God, I missed his penis.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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