i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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