and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you still have your period?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
