the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
