she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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