My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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