I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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