What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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