Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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