Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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