New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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