Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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