I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
